STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING
Look at this wolf
OK now you can continue
this was a worthy interruption of the nothing i was doing
(via teenagerposts)
dealing with the worst case scenario
- your condom breaks
- you feel a lump on your breast
- your friends are ignoring you
- you’re stranded on an island
- you got rejected by a crush
- you get into a car accident
- you got stung by a bee/wasp
- you got fired from your job
- you’re in an earthquake
- your tattoo gets infected
- your house is on fire
- you’re lost in the woods
- you get arrested abroad
- you get robbed
- your partner cheated on you
- you’re on a ship that’s sinking
- you fall into ice
- you’re stuck in an elevator
- you hit a deer with your car
- you have food poisoning
- your pet passed away
- you fall off of a horse
- you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
- you have toxic shock syndrome
- your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
(via humorrelated)
when y'all break up and he starts snapping with the bitch he said he wasn’t messing with
My god
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via augustlovefest)
I can’t be the only one who has/had major crushes on all these dark/emo/goth and angsty characters!
(via bestfunny)
this thread absolutely killed me
one time i was drinking lemonade and then took the cup randomly and spilled my drink on the floor next to me before setting the cup down in from of me on the table. i sat there for 10 fucking minutes before realizing that my cup was empty, to which i then got up from my chair to get some more, cause a bitch was thirsty, and my ass slipped
(via highcutie)
Me showing up to work after getting minimal sleep
(via bestfunny)
Cats That Need Your Attention The Exact Moment You Start Reading
Cats Against Literacy
(via sexanndlove)